From my Twitter account:

Q: Mr President what exactly did you do to earn a Nobel Peace prize? Can you explain it to me please?

Dear Mr. President,

     Martin Luther King Jr. and Albert Einstein both won the Nobel Peace prize for their contributions in their respective fields and more importantly, their contributions to society. I’ve read everything I can get my hands on, my library records are on file, and I haven’t been able to compile enough qualitative data to justify the awarding of a Nobel Peace prize to a virtually unknown person. I’m sure there has to be a secret file or something somewhere that tells in great detail your amazing accomplishments; can you share them with the rest of us? And, don’t tell the story that has already been publicized, we ain’t believing that one any more.

Sincerely,

GM Crosby

Citizen